5. I Was Not Ready
Common guys, it’s a Chinese product what else can we expect? Two mins silence to everyone who bought this.
6. Cheese? Yes, Please!
Cheese is major fat. And this person goes like ” Do you want cheese?”, “Yes, please” and he says, “No, I was just trying to be nice you look like you don’t deserve it”.
7. Kill Them With Kindness
Raisins and cranberries are only for children, not for diabetes patients. Well, you can definitely give this to someone you don’t like.
8. Only Pepperoni? Too Mainstream
Well, I like the idea of a surprise but you don’t do it on my pizza. But thanks, it’s too mainstream to eat a full pizza with a single flavor. It’s like a bonus, let me know if I would get a pizza free? Surprise me.
